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by TD-Vice

You have a few little mistakes, "disturbing the grass and it's inhabitants." should be its, no apostrophe. And "workout" is not a verb,...

Prophet of Damnation by TD-Vice
by TD-Vice

I must argue with you when you say this piece is not entertaining. Perhaps not in the way you meant it, but it certainly entertains the...




I'm sitting in class exhausted this morning because my housemate is a vomit-yeller. What do I mean? My bedroom is upstairs in a far corner of the house. Their room is in the basement at the other end of the house. I was woken up in the middle of the night by the horrifyingly loud sound of my housemate vomiting so loudly I'd have sworn they were puking into the garbage can by my bed. Yet no, they were in the basement bathroom puking out their guts. I surmise the sound of vomiting must have been travelling up through the floor - there's a drop ceiling in the basement - but holy hell!

I'm a heavy sleeper, and for you to be vomiting so loudly that it wakes me from my slumber... Not only did it wake me, but it continued for a good 10 minutes and it was not pleasant to listen to someone vomiting like a freight train. Thankfully I have a strong stomach so it's not like it made me feel ill but goddamnit I had early class this morning and I didn't need to be woken up by something so disturbing D:< 

TL;DR My housemate woke me up because they were vomiting so loudly it startled me from sleep and shocked me into wakefulness with their BLUUUURRGGAAAGGH!!!
So 3/4 of the college semester is over now and one of my classes is Accounting for Culinary. We're sitting in class, going over really basic stuff like A = L + OE (C - W + R -E ) which is Assets = Liabilities + Owner's Equity (Capital - Withdrawals + Revenue - Expenses) which is the whole basis for accounting and what we started learning months ago.

A woman in the front row... "So what is this... are these steps?"

The whole class just bursts out laughing. Seriously lady?! You've been coming to this class how many weeks now and you still have no fucking clue wtf is going on?!

*head desk* I'm surrounded by brain dead idiots. 

P.S. Holy hell I haven't been around Complaints in ages, I don't recognize anybody. It's been a long time since my regular days back in the 2007-2008 era!

Running the Show

Journal Entry: Mon Mar 31, 2014, 3:15 PM
  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Listening to: Datsik's album Let It Burn
  • Reading: Echo Round His Bones by Thomas Disch
  • Watching: The West - a documentary
  • Playing: GTA-V on PS3
  • Eating: Homemade cream of broccoli soup
  • Drinking: Coffee
I've scored a summer job as Head Cook at a youth wilderness canoe island camp. I am SO stoked. Especially that most of the time, the youths are actually off canoeing for weeks at a time so I don't have to deal with teenagers more than a few days out of the entire summer. Plus... I get to run my own kitchen! I'm naturally telling people how to do things better/faster/more efficiently and now they will have no choice but to listen to me because I'll be running the show =p


Look into these eyes now
Tell me what you see
Don't you realize now
What you see is me

Tell me what you see


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Hey look, a spider! 

13 deviants said Aww, c'm'here you adorable little thing!
9 deviants said Fascinating! *pulls out guide book*
3 deviants said AHHHHH!!! *runs away in terror*

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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014
Happy birthday!
TheFunnySpider Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you so much for the fave again :iconsqueeeeplz:
RT912 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I personally am quite fond of spiders and I've tried to submit certain photos of them to the :iconspiderlovers: Group, but they've been not accepted so far. I wonder why that is.
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013
Happy Birthday! :3
gunmoon Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Happy birthday!!:D May the spiders bless your birthday (and this Halloween too)!!:D
cosmicspider Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013
:giggle: Thanks!
gunmoon Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Your welcome!:D
TheFunnySpider Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you so much for the fave :dance:
I appreciate it very much :D
(I love your avatar :XD:)
E1ectronik Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013
thx for the fav :iconspiderplz:
MoogleEarth Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awesome spider favorites! -stalks them all-
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