I've scored a summer job as Head Cook at a youth wilderness canoe island camp. I am SO stoked. Especially that most of the time, the youths are actually off canoeing for weeks at a time so I don't have to deal with teenagers more than a few days out of the entire summer. Plus... I get to run my own kitchen! I'm naturally telling people how to do things better/faster/more efficiently and now they will have no choice but to listen to me because I'll be running the show